funny text messages

scene: may demonyo sa park at may isang pari

pari: sa ngalan ni Cristo pinapalayas kita!!

demonyo: ang yabang mo naman bakit? sa iyo ba 'tong Park! HMPF!

haha korny ko

bwahahaha! natawa ako dun sa last! hehehe... its funny coz in real world student do really struggle for their discounts no matter what! LOL!

hahahahaha...napautot ka pa siguro sa lakas ng tawa mo lngya ka LOL

I Need 50 CenTaVOs!!!!!!

ahahahahaha

You never Know... it Might Be Put In good USe... Hahahaha

MINSAN.........
ang tawag sa akin ng pinsan kong ngongo.

hi this is a nice one to join. how can i join? my ym is beerly0318@yahoo.com

Four Job applicants were asked: What is the fastest thing in the world???

German says: THOUGHT

American says: BLINK of an Eye

Aussie says: Light Switch

Juan d Pinoy says: DIARRHEA!!!

Juan: Lit mi eksplin, dis murning, i hab istumak eek, i run to di tuylet but bipur i kud tink, blenk, or eben swits un di lyt, tangina!! dir was syit en my pants olridi su past!!!

hahaha funny

Noon,
mahirap
lang
kami,
kuntento
na
kami
sa
tig-iisang
tuyo..

pero
ngayon
mayaman
na
kami
kaya
tigdadalawa
na...

hahahahahaha,,, coool

what a funny!
hope mayron ako kahit isa,,,,,

PULIS:Boss Konting abuloy lang
namatay kasi yong kasamahan
naming pulis.
INTSIK:Ako malaki bigay abuloy
basta araw-araw meron
patay pulis,oki!

nice ung mga funny messages..

hope someday,i can post 1..

ingat..

HAHAHA COOL FUNNY JOKES... I ENJOY IT...

diz are msgs that my sis sent it to me & who ever made this i'm grateful for making my day ^_^


A man killed a DEER and cooked it but doesnt tell the kids what it is
he gives a clue
“ganyan ang tawag ng Mama nyo sa akin”
the girl cries out,
“wag nyong kainin.. demonyo yan!!!!”


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A bored sadist, murderer, necrophile, zoophile, pyromaniac and masochist in a psychiatric ward.

SADIST: hey, why don’t we torture a cat?
ZOOPHILE: yeah! We’ll torture a cat then f@*k it!
MURDERER: we’ll torture it, f@*k it and them kill it!
NECROPHILE: we’ll torture it, f@*k it, kill it, and then f@*k it again!
PYROMANIAC: Yeah, then we’ll burn the cat!

[sudden silence.. Then all asked the masochist, “WHY don’t you say anything?”]

MASOCHIST: meow!

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lumubog ang barko, patay lahat ng tao. Ita lang ang naiwan.

ITA: halika pating, kainin mo ko.
PATING: wag mo kong lokohin. Di ako tanga! Pusit ka!

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a blackman, a whiteguy, and a pinoy were in the bar when a sexy lady comes up and says,
“whoever can use the words liver and cheese with style will be my date tonight”
White: steak that liver and melt that cheese on me

Black: I hate liver but i love cheese as i love you
Pinoy: hey, you two!!! Liver alone!!! Cheese mine!!! yeh!!!

DAGUL: pARE muntik na ko mag 1st honor sa class namin!
BENTONG: hA?! bkit muntik lang?
DAGUL: kasi kanina sabi ng titser ang 1st honor ay si... sabay turo sa katabi ko. O di ba muntik nang ako yon?
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BATA1: Migs, paryente siguro ni mama ang bag-o nga presidente subong sang amerika
BATA2: Ngaa migs maydugo kamo nga mestiso negro haw?
BATA1: Wala man, antis abi sila matulog hambal ni papa kay mama.. Oba ma! Oba ma!
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Gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sins before going to heaven..
Before I could start writing, I laugh when I heard you shout... EXTRA PAPER PLEASE!!!!!
hehehe! peace!!!!...........
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Humarap sa salamin si sungi tiningnan ang kanyang image then said:
Left side view: TOM CLUS!
Right side view: BLAD PITT!
Front view: INSERT COIN.. mwiset!!!!
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A girl in a disco walks to a man:
GIRL: marunong ka bang mag swing?
GUY: (maangas) bakit mukha ba akong D.I.?!
GIRL: hindi!... mukha kang unggoy!!!!