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2009年3月24日 下午3點59分14秒Different stages of being drunk...

Like Cinderella: You come back home, have lost a shoe, and in ragged clothes.

Like Bambi: Your legs refuse to do as you want them to, and your head feels like the size of a beach ball.

Like Sleeping Beauty: You sleep in a hundred years.

Like Snowwhite: You wake up with seven unknown men in your bed.

Like The Little Mermaid: Your feet are glued together and smells of fish.

Like Little Red Riding Hood: You wake up with your grandmother in the same bed as you.

Like The Emperor's new clothes: You wake up naked in the gutter to see the croud point at you.

Like The Ugly Duckling: You wake up with a cohabitant - but it's not your own... This one is much more handsome...

Like Superman: Your body is both red and blue, and people whispering sounds like loud cries.

Like Scrooge: You wake up, have a larg pile of money but no trousers.

Like Hans and Grätchen: You can easily find the toilet by following the trace of the nights vomitting...

Like Pippi Longstocking: You wake up between a horse and a monkey and find your purse full of money.

Like The Big Bad Wolf: Your breath is so bad you can blow a house over.

Like Christopher Colombus: You don't know where you are, or where you're headed, but the government pays for it.

Like The B-Brothers: You wake up the next day and have brought things with you back home that you never wanted, or know why you took with you..

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